Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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