I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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