Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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