I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
