So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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