is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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