Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
