Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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