just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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