are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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