If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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