Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
