Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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