I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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