Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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