If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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