She's JV to your varsity
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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