Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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