no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
