The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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