i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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