i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
His hands were made for my vagina.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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