You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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