oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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