Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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