Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize