Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Holy shit dude........stairs
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