the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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