I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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