windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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