Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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