she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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