I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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