I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
