Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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