I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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