It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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