Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
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