The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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