at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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