Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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