Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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