Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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