And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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