normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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