Hey man sorry I got all grabby
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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