Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Randomize
