I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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