I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Buhtt sex?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Rumble strips road head = magical
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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