how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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