you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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