just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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