So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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